friends are constantly coming to me for advice about their relationships and love lives and i’m just
if you drive drunk or even just think drunk driving isn’t a big deal then stay the helllll away from me
PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
RULES OF FASHION
- you think it’s pretty?
- wear it
okay but idk how i’m gonna wear you.
Oh you smooth fuck
you obviously haven’t read silence of the lambs
This went to a great place.
shut up mom! my acapella dubstep group WILL take off and you’ll be sorry for ever calling it stupid!
to my beautiful son, i leave this picture of a sweet dragon i found on google images when i typed in cool dragons