walking downstairs in the middle of the night after blogging
Mom: “Why are you awake?”
you dont know embarrassment until you have to wear science goggles over your glasses
I brought my little brother Spencer as my date and when I told him I was nominated for this [Hot & Funny] award, he told me that if under any circumstances I won, I had to say the following things.
If I was an author, I’d go into bookstores and find the shelf with my books, randomly sign one, and put it back on the shelf to be sold.
When you’re 18 and single and you never had a relationship. It’s a bit sad. But when you’re brilliant Psychology friend tells you it’s crucial for you’re age. Then that just sweetens everything up then